Saturday, December 5th at 5:00 pm—

ANNUAL NCCHET HOLIDAY PARTY!

We have reservations for a private room at THE MERMAID RESTAURANT on Highway 10 in Moundsview, MN.  (There is an AmericInn Hotel/Suites attached for those of you who want to stay overnight.) So, put it on your calendar now.  More details will follow about buffet choices, gift exchange, cost, etc… Thank you Chet and Mary for setting this up!

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Issue 3, 2009

TOP TEN REASONS THAT YOU WANT TO BUY A NEW CAR

OR NEED TO AT LEAST FIX UP THE OLD.

 

10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

 

9. Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

 

8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.

 

7. 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.

 

6. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"

 

5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club."

 

4. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.

 

3. For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway.

 

2. You keep losing dates on left turns.

 

1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing

morning tie-ups.